My beloved St. Louis Rams had the second overall pick in the weekend's NFL draft and thankfully they picked an offensive lineman (Jason Smith). With their second pick they got James Laurinitis, a linebacker. Perhaps the best thing about him is that he is the son of Road Warrior Animal (above) and the nephew of Johnny Ace/John Laurinitis, the dreaded head of WWE Talent Relations. If he becomes good enough, maybe the Rams can give him his own seperate entrance where he could come out to "Ironman" wearing spiked shoulder pads like his father or he could come out on a skateboard like his uncle. This is the best thing to happen to the Rams since Denzel Washington's son washed out a couple of years ago.
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