Weekend Round-Up

News and notes from the past week:

Who had the worst week: Britney or Lindsay? Let's see:

Britney: Allegedly threw up on her new boyfriend (who was also pictured this week going on a K-Fedesque shopping spree). She also asked the NFL Network if she could appear at one of their Super Bowl functions but was turned down. It was reported that the NFL Network thought she was too much of a "trainwreck" and added "plus, we already have Paris Hilton" (oh HELL'S NO!). Now confirmed to be below Paris Hilton in the pecking order.

Lindsay- This young tramp reportedly was at a Golden Globes party and tried to get the attention of the guy who played the Green Goblin's son in Spider-Man. He was not havin' it. She was later seen passed out in the hallway of the Beverly Wilshire hotel. She was in rehab the next day. Her Mom then appeared on Entertainment Tonight. I didn't have the sound up, but I could tell she was whiny. And a skank.

"Winner": I think this is Lindsay's low point. It could only be funnier if that guy was wearing the Green Goblin mask when he was turning her down. I can just imagine her in that hallway, covered by an L.A. Times, dogs lifting their legs on her, and the cast of Flava of Love 2 walking by, looking down on her, saying "what a f***ing mess", and having a big laugh.

Other thoughts: 24 is still the best show on TV. Conversley, VH-1's The Surreal Life Fame Games is the saddest and most humiliating show, both for the cast and for anyone caught watching it. I would not dream of missing an episode. It is followed by the most contrived show on TV: Hogan Knows Best. I have had a long-time love/hate relationship regarding Hulk Hogan, personified this weekend when I bought the latest Hogan Classic Superstars figure, then watched the show this morning and spent 30 minutes thinking of which member of the cast I liked the least. Probably the mom. This week's episode was written about how daughter Brooke appeared on FHM Magazine to the "horror" of Daddy Hulk. Then Hulk and his son bought every copy in the stores around their house so no one would see it. Give me a break. In reality, he couldn't have been happier that she was on the cover of a national magazine. I like how she's said in the past that she doesn't want to use the family name to become a success. I would like to add that "Hogan" isn't even their real name; it's Bollea... Flashback song of the week: 1995's "Supa Star" by Group Home. Mid-90's underground East Coast hip hop its finest... Funniest rumor of the week: Sci-Fi's ECW is going to become an all-black wrestling show... Will somebody please beat the Patriots? Please!... Is Whitney Houston really dating Brandy's brother Ray-J? Unnnn, that's nasty, baby... Why would Total Nonstop Action Wrestling put A.J. Styles against Kurt Angle on free TV with no build-up? That would have been a heck of a pay-per-view match! I guess the wrestling companies don't want to make money anymore... Until later....