Say It Ain't So!

An article in the latest Rolling Stone magazine alleges that WWE Diva Ashley Massaro was hired by a Los Angeles escort service that set up meetings between clients and famous women (Playboy and Maxim models and adult film stars). Ashley denied it in a statement on her My Space page and said that her lawyer was looking into it. In addition, the Wrestling Observer reported that there is a swimsuit model in Las Vegas who also goes by the name of "Ashley Massaro" that the Rolling Stone article could have possibly confused with WWE's Ashley. Drama! It will certainly be interesting to see how this thing unfolds.

In related news, I would like to take this time to issue my own statement regarding this situation. As astute readers of this blog may recall, I have been seen in the company of the forementioned Miss Massaro (above). I am officially going on record that I did NOT have sexual relations with that young woman. I hope this clears up and dispells any rumors that may have been reported to the contrary.

Married?

Congratulations to Jay-Z and Beyonce, who allegedly got married on Friday in New York City (unless this was a prank-- in which case, I take back my congratulations). Here's hoping they both signed a pre-nup.

WWE's Ashley to Survivor?

According to tmz.com, WWE Diva, Playboy covergirl, and the Absolute Nicest Woman in the World, Ashley Massaro (pictured above-- no, on the left) will be on the next season of CBS' Survivor. The timing fits since she was just "suspended" on Friday for spilling coffee on the now deceased Mr. McMahon character. I guess if GaryHogeboom of the Dallas Cowboys can do it, so can she. I just hope she isn't the first one cut like Chris Jericho on that celebrity singing show. I still haven't lived that down at work.