Oh Hell No!

Dancing with the Stars had its first travesty of the season last night as one of the favorites to win it, Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls, got ousted. Despite being clearly superior to contestants such as Marie Osmond and Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, she was doomed by the judges scoring (which is inconsistent and has no correlation whatsoever) and viewers probably thinking she was safe. Sad, but this happens every year. Luckily Scary Spice and Kelly were safe or there would have been some furniture moving up in here.

Survivor:China/Ashley Gone Already

Just as was reported in the Wrestling Observer Newsletter a couple of issues ago, WWE's Ashley Massaro was booted from Survivor on day six. Damn, that guy has great sources. Unfortunately for Ashley she was on the team that always loses the challenges thus her group got sent to tribal council to vote one of its own members off. Because she and the Group Leader Guy kept arguing throughout the episode, the team decided to send one of them home so there would be peace and quiet. They sent Ashley packing, but not before she called the GLG "a tool". We anxiously await her return to WWE TV, where she can get back to doing whatever her role was on the show, which escapes me right now.

Dancing Results

After an hour of total filler including recaps, tap dancing, commentary, Dolly Parton's boobs, interviews, and Kenny Mayne skits, it was finally revealed what viewers knew all along; that model Josie Maran (above) was the first one going home on this season's Dancing with the Stars. Well, better her than Scary Spice.