The Wedding of the Century

It was pretty much what I expected, a half hour of WWE wackiness. The wedding got interrupted three times; Jillian Hall came out to do some bad singing, the Godfather returned and his ladies of the evening left with all of the male guests, and WWE owner Vince McMahon and his assistant chased off Hornswaggle the Leprechaun. And finally as the "I Do's" were about to be exchanged, the groom Teddy Long clutched his heart and passed out. (Of course, this was right in front of the "maid of honor" Vickie Guerrero, whose husband Eddie died of a heart attack just two short years ago. Only in WWE). Anyway, the WWE website says that it was a combination of high blood pressure and too much Viagra. Oh man. I think he'll be back. I knew I should have watched Benson instead.

Paris on Larry King Live

I am trying to watch this Paris Hilton interview on Larry King Live but it's torture. I don't know what's worse: Paris trying to string a complete sentence together or Larry's purple shirt. Her face has a weird look tonight. After the part where she tried to explain to Larry what bologna was, I couldn't take anymore and I had to turn to Sanford and Son. But it was the stupid episode where Fred pretends to have whiplash so I crawled back to the Paris interview. She said that she had to wear the classic orange jumpsuit in prison, which I would have paid cash money to see. Then the big moment: Larry asked her what "severe medical issue" she had that caused her to be sent back home for that one day. She said it was........ (wait for it)........ claustrophobia. Damn, I picked "crabs" in the office pool. This is pointless. I'm going back to Sanford.