I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

I almost want to move to Connecticut so I can vote against her:

Call The Waaambulance

The gall of these people. They got called out on all the deaths, classifying employees as independent contractors to screw them out of benefits, no off-season for wrestlers, and they respond with this whiny campaign:

Kim Kardashian Makes The Cover of W Magazine

I'm not even sure what W Magazine is, but I bet it makes for some intriguing reading:

Christina Single Again?

It's been rumored that Christina Aguilera and her man have split. Sorry to hear that, but it can only mean one thing-- the return of the assless chaps!:

"THEY"

This is one of those weeks where you wish TNA Wrestling would just fold up and go away. It started on Impact last Thursday with the Ric Flair vs. Mick Foley match. It was just sad to see two of my favorite wrestlers bleeding and rolling around in thumbtacks. I started having flashbacks to the movie The Wrestler (and not the scenes with Marisa Tomei's ass). They followed this up with their biggest show of the year on Sunday, Bound for Glory, which saw the reveal of their long awaited "THEY" angle result in a heel turn of their most popular wrestler and merchandise seller, Jeff Hardy. Sounds smart to me. Finally at last night's TV tapings, they had a guest appearance from Jersey Shore's Jwoww which according to TMZ cost them $15,000. Are you kidding me? For 15 grand, they could have gotten J-LO. These idiots. No wonder Paul Heyman stayed away.

WWE Legends on Chuck

Here's a clip of former wrestling superstars "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Stacy Keibler on NBC's Chuck from Monday:

News and Notes

I thought last night's confrontation between Ric Flair and Mick Foley was kinda sad and pointless, but I'll be glued to the set tonight when these two legends face-off on Impact. Glad to see this company is going with a youth movement. In other bouts, there will be a battle royal and a tag match to see who gets the name "The Beautiful People".

In other notes from the week, they got my hopes up that Bristol Palin was leaving Dancing with the Stars this week but it turned out to be Margaret Cho, who I thought gave a good effort. Probably Mrs. Brady and Palin will be next, although you can never count out the random black person ousting that inevitably occurs at some point in the season. Also, I'm glad we no longer have to deal with the annoying Jimmy T. on Survivor after this week. Looks like we might get new teams next week, which is for the best because the old people tribe was getting steamrolled.

The Spin Cycle

Here's a new edition of my favorite internet show, the Spin Cycle. This week's special guest is the one and only Angelina Love of the Beautiful People (oh, and a couple of other wrestlers). Enjoy: